Oh Jeepers

meandmy69cats:

I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you

naziturtle:

instagrampa:

how to excite a large crowd of white people:

• play don’t stop believin’ by journey

this is so accurate it isnt even funny

lazarus-james:

vardaesque:

burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

of course they can’t hear their ear is swollen up like a ballon

next time someone asks me what tumblr is i’ll show them this post

nymphis:

cries before math exam

cries during math exam

cries after math exam

cecefredzilla:

snaketeen:

there’s a thin line between word and world

get out

sluttyoliveoil:

i see you like my selfie but do you like like my selfie

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

THIS BAND DOES NOT GIVE 2 SHITS ABOUT ANYTHING

internetexplorers:

rookieanimeartist:

internetexplorers:

[rich white dad voice] golf

what… the fuck

[RICH WHITE DAD VOICE] GOLF